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Cas full on rebelled against heaven. Like if you think about it Cas is kind of a little shit. 

So why are there not more AU’s where he is a rebellious teenager whose parents blame Dean Winchester for “corrupting him” 

like I want Cas sneaking out while Dean waits up the street for him in the impala. I want Cas to get drunk and have lots of sex with Dean only to have to straighten up early sunday morning and go to church with his family. 

Guys, I did a thing. 

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Victim

Victim

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A sadstuck story to go along with the images in my head when I listen to Victim by Avenged Sevenfold I don’t know when this song started making me think of the Strider brothers instead of the Rev…

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Last time I posted on ao3 it muffed up pretty royally, so I just thought I’d let anyone that’s interested on here know that a new chapter of Coming Out of Hiding is up! 

Click this right here plox!

Sick Dreams Come True

So I was looking through stridercestprince’s headcannon’s and I came across a particularly yummy one about Bro calling John “angel” when hes drunk. It just sent my heart all aflutter and sparked an ocean of inspiration! 

So I combined the idea with my OT3 that I never really see anywhere else. I hope you dig it! (I would write more here but it’s already tomorrow and past my bedtime and I just watched the Avengers and my mind has imploded so…)

Sick Dreams Come True

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Bro/Dirk Strider x John Egbert x Dave Strider

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John/Dave and One Direction. 

What else can you ask for?

(forgive me. Really. just… I’ve had too much coffee and mainstream radio for my own good.)


You’re both just hanging out in your room, dorking around. You’re sitting on the bed immersed in an old game of Pokemon that you’d never finished and he’s laying on the floor surrounded in books, swinging his stocking feet through the air to an unmatchable rhythm.

Honestly, you’d given up your game a while ago just to stare at his ass as his leg muscles flex ever so slightly. Thank god for thin pajama pants because you got to see everything going on there. That ass was totally yours.

“Oh my god, I love this song!” John squeals, breaking your hard stare at the place where his shirt is riding up. He scrambles from his spot on the floor to turn up the stereo. You’d compiled a list of ironic mainstream music that really no one should like. Every song was horrible in it’s own miserable way. You could seriously shit out better music. 

And you only liked to listen to this playlist for completely ironic purposes. 

John however, is bubbling with excitement as he goes through the trouble to press the back button and start the song over because he’d missed a few seconds. The stupid guitar starts playing and there is John, swivling his hips as he turns the tune up even louder. 

“Jegus fucking Christ.” you groan, digging your fingertips into your temples. 

“You’re insecure. Don’t know what for. You’re turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.” he’s pointing at you and singing out of tune and dancing his way over.

Oh fuck no. This can’t be happening. How high was he? Seriously. This is ridiculous. “John, stop it.” you warn, glaring at him through the tint of your shades. 

“Don’t need make-up, to cover up. Bein’ the way that ya are is e-nou-ou-ough!” he’s coming straight at you. 

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Coming Out of Hiding pt. 4

Coming Out of Hiding Part 4!

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HAPPY BELATED 4/13 EVERYONE! 

I hope you like this chapter! I tried to throw in all the unmentioned trolls and I hope I did them justice. This was one of the parts that I was looking the most forward to write. I even stayed up past my bedtime when I have stupid Saturday Biology, woo! 

I hope everyone enjoyed that puzzling, site crashing update as much as I did :3

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Coming Out of Hiding pt. 3

And that, my friends, is how you go from Feels to Boner in ten seconds flat. XD

I’ve been looking forward to writing the wet dream scene since I first hopped on this AU wagon. Can’t wait to get to the pot smoking either. Thats always fun… heh. 

Original idea from Puck and Shera~ they are the stars, it is them. 

Hope you guys dig it

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Coming Out of Hiding: The Elite Writers Club

Sooo here’s a subplot from Puck and Shera’s Coolkid John AU. I’ve never written as Rose before and I hope I did it well enough :o. Next in line is two more chapters of the JohnxDave story and then subplot: Jade is a badass. XD

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Coming Out of Hiding pt. 2

Coming Out of Hiding Part 2

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A little Gamzee/Dave interaction. I alwyas pictured Gamz as like, the gurru to everyone. He always has the answers to all their problems in his own motherfuckin’ way. 

Oh jeez, I hope I got all the quirks right!

For being so extremely well liked, this guy is an extreme dorkasaurus. It’s obvious that he has athletic grace, but he’s just too goddamn goofy to pay attention and learn the moves Tavros is trying to teach him.

OH! and I started posting this to Archiveofourown because I finally got off the waiting list! So if you’d like to read it there where the coding and such makes it easier to read you can click riiiiiight here

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Coming Out of Hiding pt. 1

Coming Out of Hiding pt. 1 

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The coolkid John AU that Puck and Sherra have been crafting. This, of course, isn’t everything… but I got up to the point where John and Dave meet! All the little details Puck has throw in are driving me wild and I’m working on another part with lots of feels and “bro. you’re my bro…” moments. 

And I know PB&J really isn’t cannon, considering the relationship chatlog… I couldn’t help it ok. I just couldn’t. 

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MACHINE+GIRL+DOM

So, I’ve been an undying fan of HamletMachine for a couple years now. She’s introduced me to so many great things (Teahouse, Homestuck, Sharkteeth etc…) and been such an inspiration to my dirty little brain. I love all her babies and every drawing is a work of true art. I’ve been around long enough to be able to watch her style flourish and I just… I gog, I’m dripping with love for this woman. 

So, I wrote a little story about her GORGEOUS OCs, Machine, The Girl and Dom found in this just… lustworthy comic

I’m not sure if I really stuck with cannon. I just sort of went with what came to mind after longingly looking at her art for hours on end… I mean… did I say that? 

Goodness, I should probably just be quiet before I make a fool of myself. Anyway, have a read. :3 (Oh, and please ignore my derping grammar… i do hope it isn’t too atrocious.)

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The Pocky Game

It’s been a while since I wrote any sort of yaoi story… My skills are a little rusty, but here it is! Dave and John fanfiction because that’s the best kind there is >:3 A little bit NSFW and guaranteed to give you your daily dose of fluffy goodness. I’m only posting it here because I’m still on the waiting list for archivefourown.

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