me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

bloodredorion:

Ahhhh coffee…

bloodredorion:

Ahhhh coffee…

dbvictoria:

Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.

(x)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

michigrim:

katsuragi by ~moai87

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

houseno031:

simple-sims:

what is that ?

is this ts4? :O